5 WAYS YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SPOUSE IS TOTALLY BAD ASS
1. Criticism isn't driven or accompanied by anger or animosity.
There are ways that you can speak to your spouse about how you feel without being overtly aggressive and negative. If you have a spouse that can criticize you without belittling you or making you feel absolutely worthless, this is a sign that you have a keeper. Otherwise, leave that ass.
2. Your spouse openly supports your various endeavors... Even if they're failures
Too often, we come into contact with people on a regular basis and they know absolutely nothing about us. Strangers on the internet, know us better than some of our loved ones. However, if your spouse knows you love Sinatra, make soaps for a hobby and decided to open your own business and is your biggest supporter, you better lock it down.
3. They pick up where you left off... All the time.
And no, this doesn't apply to that corny finish my sentence thing. This is real life shit. Here's an example. You decided that you were going to stop drinking Pepsi for a month (there's a few of us that probably can't do this), if your bae is the one encouraging you to drive on they are picking up where you left off. Another prime example is if for whatever reason, you're falling behind on your homely duties, your spouse will be there to catch that extra slack with no problem. #teamwork
4. The best gifts are the really thoughtful ones.
Anybody can walk into Saks and walk out with a bag but not everyone can buy you your favorite childhood book, buy you a cactus when you're feeling prickly or get your ass a kite when you need to let some shit fly. The best gifts from the perfect spouse usually comes accompanied with a note and a story, and it doesn't even have to be said why you'll love it.
5. Great spouses always think about their bae's tummy.
I can't stress this enough. This is the most important point! You know you have hit the jackpot if your spouse is just as concerned about their tummy as they are yours. #cutthecheck If they are looking to feed themselves but they ensure your ass is fed too... Just know they are freaking super!